This is a blog. Of photographs. With lengthy descriptions. It's semi-interesting. I promise.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Don't let me fall.
Colored pencils. Dr. Pepper jelly beans. Ultra fine point Sharpies. Vintage cameras. Twitter. Soft pretzels. Chai tea. Mozzarella cheese. Chatting. Family members. A few.
A white flower. How innocent. And prettyful. BUT JELLY BEANS DR. PEPPER, TWITTER, SOFT PRETZELS, CHAI, MOZZARELLA CHEESE, CHATTING, FAMILY, A FEW. All of those.
WHOA NO SUCH WICKED TUNES REFERENCED HERE. Eleanor may take over and then CAPUT goes heads. Thank you. You too. The very wellest done. DOG! yes. I really thought that his name was doug. SIL
WELL, SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T HELP IT. BECAUSE WE RUN THIS TOWN JUST LIKE A CLUB. And you know what's ironic? Caput is the latin word for head. Or. Maybe you knew this and were just being clever. YOU'RE WELCOME AND THANKS. Sil you indeed.
WHOA AGAIN. YOU GET 15 DEMERITS AND NAUGHTY POINTS FOR THAT. YOU CAN HELP IT. FIGHT THE URGE. GET JESUS ON YOUR NECKLACE. ROLL WITH US. SO IRONIC. NOPE. I was not being clever. Just you. ABSOLUTE.
AWWWW MAAAAAAN. DEMERITS. AWWWWW. 25 DEMERITS FOR YOU. Take. That. REALLY TRULY? IRONIC INDEED. This is a clever day for us all. Pshaw. Never. RESOLUTE.
You just have to take the consequences. WHOA. I OUTRANK YOU. You can't give me demerits. You're just a ceremonial figurehead. I have all the real duties. OKAY BOTTLE CAPS OF VALOR ALL THE WAY ROUND. SO IRONIC. For real. REALLY TRULY. I AGREE. It might be a clever life for us all. ALWAYS. KNEVER EVER KNEVER KNEVER. SO ADAMANT.
I'm usually pretty good at taking things. But demerits are an exception. A CEREMONIAL FIGUREHEAD. WHAT'S ALL THIS. I LOVE BOTTLE CAPS OF VALOR. It's been a terribly long while since they've been spread all around. We do have pretty clever lives. SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF ADAMANT. CONCRETE MAYBE.
I SIMPLY MUST AGREE. You are great at taking things. WELL HEY NOW. Take them. It's for yo own good. ACK! I'VE GOT THE DRY HEAVES. You've been demoted from First Tiger to Tiger Bulk Rate. MUCHO BUENO BOTTLE CAPS OF VALOR. This needs to happen more often. Those lines. So good to go along them.
AGREEMENT. SUCH A NICE THING. Well. I try. Okay. If it's for my own good. And not someone else's. OH MY GOODNESS. NOT THOSE. :-/ Bulk rate. Oh boy. Yes. I vote yes on the needing to happen more often. I just love good lines.
That it is, kelsey. That it is. IT WORKS. YOU KNOW THAT THING. It is. Never anyone else's except when it is. It's all your fault. Dry heaving. BLAH TO YOU. Just kidding. And you can be club mascot if you'd rather not be bulk rate. hashtag justsayin. Oh absolutely. THE MOTION IS CARRIED. As do I.
OH BOY. I am familiar with this thing. Precisey just that. Couldn't have said it any better myself. So I shan't try. So long as you are. CLUB MASCOT PLEASE. I LOVE IT WHEN THE MOTIONS GET CARRIED.
OH BOY OH BOY! The thing is the best thing to be familliar with. SO MUCH SHAMAZINGNESS. Knever could be better. Yes it could. Cause you are. You should try. OH YEAH. Might just make the best mascot. EVER. I have carried it. Like a torch.
Knever ever knever is the thing not the best thing to be familiar with. NOTHING BUT SHAMANZINGNESS HERE. OH PSHAW. Thanks. You're kind. Maybe. Maybe not. YOU CARRY THAT TORCH.
YAY FOR NAILING THINGS! So much buttah. Can I please hear this story sometime. Because if it is any way similar to the raisin story. Then. I must know.
And no thumb-smashing either. FATTENING. Yes you can hear it. it's not even long. I looked up old 60s era slang (not swear words, SLANG) like cheaters, chassy, Bee's Knees, etc. And one which I found weird and hilarious was the one that was CARRY A TORCH. It apparently meant that if you CARRIED A TORCH for someone or carried someone's torch, you had a crush on them. And that was the definition. It made me die laughing. Didn't even make sense.
Because that. Is just terrible. Dad did that two years ago. And then again about seven months ago. His nail just now finished growing back. Not even joking right now. Oh Aaron. #thingsaarondoes But seriously.I died when I read that comment. That literally. It's just. Words don't. No sense is being made. CARRIED A TORCH!
A white flower. How innocent. And prettyful. BUT JELLY BEANS DR. PEPPER, TWITTER, SOFT PRETZELS, CHAI, MOZZARELLA CHEESE, CHATTING, FAMILY, A FEW. All of those.
ReplyDeletePRECISELY what I thought as well. All of those things. Every single one. They can be dug.
ReplyDeleteWELL CLEVERHEADS R US and UNITE. Well done on the same thinking. Dug like the ground.
ReplyDeleteThose we R. Because we R who we R. THAT TOO. Very well done. Dug. Just like that. Or the dog.
ReplyDeleteWHOA NO SUCH WICKED TUNES REFERENCED HERE. Eleanor may take over and then CAPUT goes heads. Thank you. You too. The very wellest done. DOG! yes. I really thought that his name was doug. SIL
ReplyDeleteWELL, SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T HELP IT. BECAUSE WE RUN THIS TOWN JUST LIKE A CLUB. And you know what's ironic? Caput is the latin word for head. Or. Maybe you knew this and were just being clever. YOU'RE WELCOME AND THANKS. Sil you indeed.
ReplyDeleteWHOA AGAIN. YOU GET 15 DEMERITS AND NAUGHTY POINTS FOR THAT. YOU CAN HELP IT. FIGHT THE URGE. GET JESUS ON YOUR NECKLACE. ROLL WITH US. SO IRONIC. NOPE. I was not being clever. Just you. ABSOLUTE.
ReplyDeleteAWWWW MAAAAAAN. DEMERITS. AWWWWW. 25 DEMERITS FOR YOU. Take. That. REALLY TRULY? IRONIC INDEED. This is a clever day for us all. Pshaw. Never. RESOLUTE.
ReplyDeleteYou just have to take the consequences. WHOA. I OUTRANK YOU. You can't give me demerits. You're just a ceremonial figurehead. I have all the real duties. OKAY BOTTLE CAPS OF VALOR ALL THE WAY ROUND. SO IRONIC. For real. REALLY TRULY. I AGREE. It might be a clever life for us all. ALWAYS. KNEVER EVER KNEVER KNEVER. SO ADAMANT.
ReplyDeleteI'm usually pretty good at taking things. But demerits are an exception. A CEREMONIAL FIGUREHEAD. WHAT'S ALL THIS. I LOVE BOTTLE CAPS OF VALOR. It's been a terribly long while since they've been spread all around. We do have pretty clever lives. SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF ADAMANT. CONCRETE MAYBE.
ReplyDeleteI SIMPLY MUST AGREE. You are great at taking things. WELL HEY NOW. Take them. It's for yo own good. ACK! I'VE GOT THE DRY HEAVES. You've been demoted from First Tiger to Tiger Bulk Rate. MUCHO BUENO BOTTLE CAPS OF VALOR. This needs to happen more often. Those lines. So good to go along them.
ReplyDeleteAGREEMENT. SUCH A NICE THING. Well. I try. Okay. If it's for my own good. And not someone else's. OH MY GOODNESS. NOT THOSE. :-/ Bulk rate. Oh boy. Yes. I vote yes on the needing to happen more often. I just love good lines.
ReplyDeleteThat it is, kelsey. That it is. IT WORKS. YOU KNOW THAT THING. It is. Never anyone else's except when it is. It's all your fault. Dry heaving. BLAH TO YOU. Just kidding. And you can be club mascot if you'd rather not be bulk rate. hashtag justsayin. Oh absolutely. THE MOTION IS CARRIED. As do I.
ReplyDeleteOH BOY. I am familiar with this thing. Precisey just that. Couldn't have said it any better myself. So I shan't try. So long as you are. CLUB MASCOT PLEASE. I LOVE IT WHEN THE MOTIONS GET CARRIED.
ReplyDeleteOH BOY OH BOY! The thing is the best thing to be familliar with. SO MUCH SHAMAZINGNESS. Knever could be better. Yes it could. Cause you are. You should try. OH YEAH. Might just make the best mascot. EVER. I have carried it. Like a torch.
ReplyDeleteKnever ever knever is the thing not the best thing to be familiar with. NOTHING BUT SHAMANZINGNESS HERE. OH PSHAW. Thanks. You're kind. Maybe. Maybe not. YOU CARRY THAT TORCH.
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it. And again. BUTTAH. So right. RIGHT ON. OLYMPIC DEAL. FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT PHRASE CARRY THE TORCH FOR SOMEONE. KIND OF LIKE RAISINS.
ReplyDeleteYAY FOR NAILING THINGS! So much buttah. Can I please hear this story sometime. Because if it is any way similar to the raisin story. Then. I must know.
ReplyDeleteAnd no thumb-smashing either. FATTENING. Yes you can hear it. it's not even long. I looked up old 60s era slang (not swear words, SLANG) like cheaters, chassy, Bee's Knees, etc. And one which I found weird and hilarious was the one that was CARRY A TORCH. It apparently meant that if you CARRIED A TORCH for someone or carried someone's torch, you had a crush on them. And that was the definition. It made me die laughing. Didn't even make sense.
ReplyDeleteBecause that. Is just terrible. Dad did that two years ago. And then again about seven months ago. His nail just now finished growing back. Not even joking right now. Oh Aaron. #thingsaarondoes But seriously.I died when I read that comment. That literally. It's just. Words don't. No sense is being made. CARRIED A TORCH!
ReplyDelete