Once upon a night a fish swam in a mega water fountain. He ate horses for midnight snacks. He had seven babies to take to town. Bob had measles. Awwwww. He said "Quarantine thyself!" George was Bob's handsome hillbilly hobo uncle, twice removed. They're a distant distant relative of AmyJo. She was nocturnal. Being nocturnal, she ate worms all day long. The end.
GASP GASP GASP. A wet leaf totally. Wow. Is that a sassafras leaf? Any place this came from? Or just Sassafras?
ReplyDeleteDid you appreciate the story, Aaron? I know you did. I'm pretty sure that's a tulip poplar leaf. Because I am a leaf connoisseur.
ReplyDeleteI DID APPRECIATE THE STORY MY GOOD FLUSTERED GRAVY YES. Are you sure that you didn't drink sassafras? I know you didn't. Tulip poplar leaf. NICE TO KNOW.
ReplyDeleteI'M EVER SO GLAD. This story was a joint effort from all Scarbroughs minus the big man in charge. On the way to co-op one day. We each said a word. And I wrote it down. NO SASSAFRAS WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STORY. Yeah it is.
ReplyDeleteWOW THAT WAS SO GOOD. SUCH A GOOD IDEA. KILLS CARTRIPS' TIME. We do need to do this. Goodonya for writing it down like this. OKAY THANK YOU FOR THE DISCAIMER. IF YOU'RE SURE.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS. A BUSHEL. AND A PECK. It would be most interesting, I do believe. FOR THE TRIP TO NASHVILLE THAT WILL HAPPEN. Yep. Yep. Yep. Goodonme. Thanks. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR IT. Positive.
ReplyDeleteELEVEN QUICK SMOOCHES! So interesting. YES THAT SHOULD BE FOR THEN. ABSOLUTELY. HAPPEN HOPEFULLY YES!! I feel welcome! VERY welcome.
ReplyDeleteJUST PRECISELY THAT. Nothing but interesting. IT WILL BE FOR THEN, THEN. That's a good feeling.
ReplyDeleteI WILL GO WITH IT SINCE YOU SAY SO. INTEREST. OKAY THEN. For then. Til then. A great feeling.
ReplyDeleteWell. Sometimes. What I say is not the best to go with. BUT IN THIS CASE. You can. The GREATEST feeling.
ReplyDeleteI beg to differ. MOST of the time, it very is. I will/shall this time. THE VERY GREATEST feeling.
ReplyDeleteYou're much too kind. Much too much. But I thank you anyhow. Go right ahead. Since you have. SUPERLATIVES.
ReplyDeleteNo such thing. And I'm really not even possibly that way. But I thank you anyhow. And you're welcome. I WILL. SINCE I DID. LOVE IT. VERY GREATEST. Schizophrenia, having to top yo own self.
ReplyDeleteOh pish posh. We both know that this is true. YOU'RE WELCOME. SO MUCH LOVE FOR THE VERY GREATEST. I'm very familiar with the schizophrenia. I'm just kidding. Or am I.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THAT PHRASE! Pish Posh. But you may. I don't. OKAY YAYS. YOU BET IF YOU GAMBLED THAT I WOULD TOO. Very familiar. EXACTLY. NEVER KIDDING.
ReplyDeleteME TOO. HIGH GIVE. I may do something. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. Knever kidding. Not EVER.
ReplyDeleteOkay. YOU DO THE THING. IT WOULD HAPPEN. We don't josh. Everything is serious with us.
ReplyDeleteFine. Leave me hanging. I ALWAYS TRY. Completely sewious.
ReplyDeleteSorry. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO HANG. Always serious.
ReplyDeleteOh good. Definitely good. THIS IS SEWIOUS.
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